Day 84: Trump fondly remembers the chocolate cake he was eating when he told Xi the U.S. launched missiles

Unfortunately, he may have believed the U.S. bombed Iraq and not Syria.

Below is the most Donald Trump interview in the history of Donald Trump interviews.

He’s attempting to recount telling China’s president Xi Jinping about the U.S. launching strikes in Syria.

Spoiler alert: The star of the story is dessert and Trump’s properties, as usual. Key points are blatantly wrong, as usual.

Final decisions of international importance are being made over dessert.

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