Day 427: Trump Swears He Can Beat Up Joe Biden

During a speech at the University of Miami, Joe Biden made a comment that Donald Trump’s remarks about women cause him to wish they were in high school so he could fight him.

Biden suggested Tuesday that he would “beat the hell out of” Trump if they were in high school over Trump’s lewd comments about women that he made in an “Access Hollywood” video that surfaced in 2016.

“They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” Biden said in a speech at the University of Miami.

Trump, ignoring the “if we were in high school” bit took that as Biden challenging him to a septuagenarian fight.

Trump, a man who took five deferment from the Vietnam War, appears to be afraid of stairs, believes that working out causes people to waste their finite amount of energy, and eats enough McDonald’s that his staff might be on a first-name basis with some of the workers at this point, is not the most physically gifted 71-year-old. And as for Trump’s claims that Biden is mentally weak, well that seems like straight projection, as Trump can’t let anything go.

In the midst of a budget bill being finalized, and his family and associates being ensnared in both the Russia scandal and corruption stories, Trump took time out of his day to claim he could beat up the previous vice president.

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