Day 289: Trump’s Pick For Dominican Ambassadorship: Member of Two Trump Clubs, Doesn’t Really Speak Spanish

The White House announced earlier this week that Donald Trump would nominate Robin Bernstein to be the United States Ambassador to the Dominican Republic.

She appears to have no real connection to the Dominican Republic but she speaks “basic Spanish.”

¡Hola!

¿Que hora es?

¿Dónde está el baño?

So what’s one reason she may have been tapped?

Drain the sw…ah, never mind.

289 days in, 1173 to go

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