Day 24: Donald Trump Might Be Teenage Girl (Part II)

Yesterday, we explored whether Donald Trump is secretly a teenage girl. Today, we present additional findings.

Cares way too much about celebrity relationships?

Tries way too hard to get the quarterback of the high school football team to notice him?

Critical of wardrobe choices?

Really bad with money?

But daddy is rich?

Obsessed with diet news?

Comebacks need some work?

Posts inspiration quotes on social media?

Perpetually worried about hair?

Passive-aggressive?

Owns a pink bathrobe?

Again, if he’s not a teenage girl, he does have a lot in common with one.

24 days in, 1438 to go

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