Day 213: Trump Loses Battle With 1st Grade-Level Word…Four Times

Donald Trump knows words, he has the best words.

Well, that was put to the test yesterday. First, he again tried to stoke fears that counterprotesters — this time in Boston — were creating more problems than the neo-Nazis also in attendance.

However, when the overwhelming evidence showed that the event was very peaceful, and his comments were wrong in the same manner than his words failed last week regarding Charlottesville, Trump tried to backtrack. But Trump swung and missed on a basic homophone. Four times.

Protests are needed for heeling and heeling we will. To heel we protest and we will heel.

213 days in, 1249 to go

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