Day 116: Donald Trump Skeptical About Benefits of Exercise

His positions is eerily similar to that of climate change.

According to Donald Trump, human beings are like batteries: your energy is finite and once you use it all up, you die. In his mind, exercise contributes to an early death since you use up more exercise than if you were sedentary.

Despite doctors around the world being in virtual unanimity regarding the benefits of exercise, Trump is skeptical.

“If we can create a battery that, every time it’s used, actually becomes more powerful and efficient, then sure, our body is like that battery,” according to Michael Jonesco, a sports medicine and orthopedics specialist at Ohio State University’s Wexner Medical Center.

So basically, we’re nothing like batteries.

We have a president that denies the benefits of climate change because he’s not a scientist and apparently the benefits of exercise because he’s not a doctor.

Trump prefers to get as much energy — good or bad — as possible from his food.

Looks like golf must be exempt from the self-imposed exercise ban, too.

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