Day 1,051: Trump vows war on toilets

Desperately trying appear busy and intelligent, Donald Trump vowed to have the EPA deregulate water efficiency standards on Friday. He claimed a war on sinks, showers and toilets.

“We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers…” is something people have gotten used to an American president saying, as if it makes any sense. The same goes for things like, “You have many states where they have so much water that it comes down, it’s called rain, they don’t know what to do with it.”

He wants to destroy low-flow toilets, and claimed “people” are complaining to him about flushing more than a dozen times.

Considering the frequency that Trump invents people coming up to him and raising an issue, his Friday comments likely reveal far too much information about his own bathroom habits.

1,051 days in, 411 to go

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